10 reasons why you shouldn’t go for psychic readings


Almost everybody, once in a lifetime, was tempted to go for psychic readings. Either for matters of love, or for matters of money, the attraction to take a look into the future is irresistible. Yet, this does not bring in the expected happiness, so here there are the 10 reasons why you should refrain from going for psychic readings:

  1. If the psychic tells you something bad is going to happen, you’ll have to live with that thought until the fatidic date passes.
  2. If the bad thing you found out from a psychic reading really happens, you’ll become really frightened that such forces exist amongst us.
  3. If you hear good news to come, you’ll relax, knowing that the good thing will happen. If you relax, then you won’t be able to spot the opportunity of that good thing when it comes, so it will never happen.
  4. You might become addicted to psychic readings and spend a small fortune on that.
  5. Knowing your future makes you want to change it, especially if it does not look as you expect. Then, instead of living your life and enjoying the present moments, you’ll focus on the non-existent yet future, trying to prevent things from happening.
  6. Supposing that psychic qualities really exist, how could you tell a fake psychic from a real one? You need to go for one session, to check, but if it proves right, then you fall under no 1 or no 3 above.
  7. Your friends will laugh behind you.
  8. Your spouse will try hard to make you confess what you heard at your psychic reading.
  9. If a colleague of your children saw you coming out from the psychic’s place, they would feel embarrassed.
  10. Eventually, everybody dies, so why bother with psychic readings?
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2 Comments

  1. NormalGuy
    Posted October 11, 2006 at 12:52 pm | Permalink

    11. All phychics are frauds and hucksters, and if you go to one you are a fool. If you go to one and pay for the advise you are a complete moron who should be sterilized to prevent any furthering of your defective genes. (Ok, that should probably be #1…)

  2. Anonymous
    Posted March 22, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    Well if somone wants to spend money on a psychic/s…thats a matter of their choice not yours or mine. Opinions are welcomed but not necessarily followed!

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