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Lawyers, Laughter And A $300 Prize Challenge

By Violeta | Published: September 22, 2007

A successful lawyer parks his brand new Lexus in front of his office. While he attempts to get out of the car, a truck passes by in high speed and smashes the car’s door. The lawyer calls 911 immediately, and within 5 minutes the police appears. Before the policeman had the chance to say one [...]

The 7 Differences Between an Office and a Jail Cell

By Violeta | Published: September 1, 2007

In jail, you spend most of your time in a 8m x 10m room. In the office, you spend most of your time in a 2m x 3m cubicle. In jail, you eat three meals a day. At the office, you have only one snack, which you also have to pay for. In jail, you [...]

Why Bigger Sinners Need Bicycles

By Violeta | Published: August 31, 2007

Two women went to the church to confess their sins and get forgiveness. The priest asks them about their sins. They both said they have cheated on their husbands. The priest gives them penitence: “for each time you’ve cheated on your husband, go around the church. When you finish, come back inside.” They go and [...]

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