Why Bigger Sinners Need Bicycles


ByciclesTwo women went to the church to confess their sins and get forgiveness. The priest asks them about their sins. They both said they have cheated on their husbands. The priest gives them penitence: “for each time you’ve cheated on your husband, go around the church. When you finish, come back inside.”

They go and start running around the church. After a while, one of them comes in: “Father, I’m done!”.

“OK”, said the priest, “but where is your friend?”

“She’s gone to bring her bycicle…”

Conclusion of the story: the bigger sinner you are, the more technology you’ll need to get away with it.

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2 Comments

  1. BadBoy
    Posted December 19, 2009 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    I know a woman that would need a motorbike :-)

  2. Simonne
    Posted December 19, 2009 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    lol, BadBoy, I hope it’s not your wife ;)

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